STAND FOR SOMETHING
Alex. Music lover. NIN fan. Wrestling mark. Musician. Songwriter. Individual. Open minded. Anything you want to know, ask away.
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via tomtomtumbles)
Black Sheep - Metric - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Best song
Best version
Best
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
(Source: buttcamp, via tomtomtumbles)
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
this is actually a really scary picture
This is so powerful, why doesn’t it have more reblogs/likes?! This breaks my heart every time I see it.Forever reblog. Forever.
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I am changing who I follow and what I post on this page. I’m unfollowing all the annoying bitchy women and dumbass guys and keeping all the people I actually like as human beings. This is now my complete personal blog and my music blog will be my professional (kind of) one.
